Advent Children (2006)

The computer-animated follow-up movie to Final Fantasy 7 sports a similarly convoluted mess of a story as did the game it succeeded. I think it’s the first time I ever thought that watching the Japanese version of the movie was a considerable improvement over watching the subtitled or dubbed version because not understanding a word enhanced the movie. As breathtaking and impressive as the visuals are, each time one of the characters said something, I wanted to bang my head against the nearest wall. The writing is truly abysmal.